statusuri noi
Statusuri Smechere – Statusuri noi noute
- Vreau o viata noua! Si de restu’ caramele! – El si ea, sex in draci. La un moment dat el ingheata intr-o pozitie de statuie. Dupa vreo 10 secunde, tipa intreaba: – Ce faci? – O figura noua. Am invatat-o de pe site-urile porno. Se cheama “buffering”. – Alcool?ce-i ala?nu este in vodkabulariu meu,stai [...]
Statusuri, statusuri cool, statusuri noi
***Fericirea nu poate fi cumparata cu bani si dragostea nu poate fi dobandita cu forta. ***Încrederea se cucereste greu si se pierde repede. ***She needs a hand to hold, someone who will never let her go again ***And in that moment, I swear we were infinite ***Cine isi da cuvantul cu usurinta, cu aceeasi usurinta [...]
Statusuri smechere noi
*Men are pigs. [They will] pretty much have sex with anyone, fat, skinny, married, single, complete strangers, relatives.* *Reality is almost always wrong* *A real man doesn’t love a million girls. He loves one girl in a million ways.* *Truth or happiness, never both.* *do what you can now.forget what wasn’t done then.* …*I was [...]
