Statusuri smechere noi

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March 26, 2011

*Men are pigs. [They will] pretty much have sex with anyone, fat, skinny, married, single, complete strangers, relatives.*
*Reality is almost always wrong*
*A real man doesn’t love a million girls. He loves one girl in a million ways.*
*Truth or happiness, never both.*
*do what you can now.forget what wasn’t done then.*
…*I was born with an enormous need for affection, and a terrible need to give it. (A.H)*
*Love is rare, life is strange, nothing lasts, people change.*
*te iubesc la nebunie ca pe-o coada de scrumbie!
*Et si tu n`existais pas Dis-moi pourquoi j`existerais
*”Pentru zilele ce au sa vie
Pentru noptile cu iasomie…”
*Ti-aduci aminte? Cand eu n-o sa uit nicicand…Piedica mea si tu cazand cu capu’n piatra de mormant
*Give me the sunrise…
*Viata nu este o stiinta exacta ,este o arta.
*Am o mie de defecte..le folosesc ,insa ,pe rand !
*Scuza-ma… am observat ca nu m-ai observat!
*sorry ,girls, i date only models!
*norocul este mult in lumea asta mare…dar s-ampartit…
*caut femei care sunt deschise la relatii fara obligatii, trio, fantezii, femei cu orgasm cu ejaculare…
*Nu poti sa schimbi trecutul; dar cu siguranta poti sa nu-l mai repeti!
*The more options I have, the more undecided I am.
*Try, if you can
*FETELORRR…..MAI IESITI DIN PANTALONI….ii purtam noi barbatii…..
*ITS NICE TO BE IMPORTANT BUT IT’S MORE IMPORTANT TO BE NICE
*”Vulturilor li se intampla sa zboare mai jos decat gainile, dar gainile nu se vor ridica niciodata pana la nori”

Statusuri diverse, statusuri misto, statusuri noi, Statusuri smechere

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15 Responses to “Statusuri smechere noi”

  1. 1
    yoana Says:
    May 26th, 2011 at 17:14

    Dak dragoste nu e…hai sa facem noi atunci

  2. 2
    yoana Says:
    May 26th, 2011 at 17:15

    Cam oribile da ce sa le faci…..:-p:-p:-p

  3. 3
    iulia Says:
    June 10th, 2011 at 18:34

    if you believe, I think you’re head in the clouds

  4. 4
    andreea Says:
    July 4th, 2011 at 08:26

    nam inteles o boaba din statusu asta

  5. 5
    andrei Says:
    July 27th, 2011 at 15:31

    andreea astea is mai multe statusuri

  6. 6
    mAlinA Says:
    August 8th, 2011 at 19:38

    Oribile??sunt atat de josnice ca nici nu le pot pune la status…/:)ce sit…

  7. 7
    valentinnc Says:
    August 11th, 2011 at 18:07

    berea fara alcool este ca femeia care nu face muie

  8. 8
    lacra Says:
    August 28th, 2011 at 09:55

    Poate tii la mn dar ai aleso pe ea :X

  9. 9
    simona Says:
    October 5th, 2011 at 12:10

    te iubwsc cum nu am mia iubit pe nimeni altu te iubesc ca soarele si ca earul pe care il respir ejti viata mea te iubesc iubirea mea:**:*:*: nu vreau sa te pierd vreodata

  10. 10
    maryo Says:
    October 17th, 2011 at 15:35

    ce statusuri fara caracter..

  11. 11
    Paul Says:
    October 17th, 2011 at 20:04

    Poti te rog sa-mi dai un pret pt. o reclama de tip popup la tine pe site

  12. 12
    DEYUTZA Says:
    November 3rd, 2011 at 15:24

    dragutze

  13. 13
    dya Says:
    December 2nd, 2011 at 18:27

    te iubesc radu dar tu oare ma iubesti ?
    te pwp dulce :-*

  14. 14
    GaBy Says:
    January 15th, 2012 at 00:26

    dorm, cauta-ma in vis !

  15. 15
    antinim Says:
    January 16th, 2012 at 20:16

    >foaie verde puishor u dai buzz , io dau ignore!!!
    >ulsulet de catifea , ce se d nu se mai ia; ursuletz de miere ce se da se cere!!!

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